Gobble

Ok so with Thanksgiving just around the corner, I figure instead of being ranty and awful and bitter like usual, I'm going to make a list of ten the things I'm thankful for. Of course these aren't the only things I'm thankful for, but if I listed out everything I was thankful for I'd be here for days. If you love my cynicism and want your view of me to remain as one of bitterness and sarcasm, don't read this post.

So, I'm thankful for:

1. Chipotle

One of these recently came to Lubbock and I am SO happy. My best friend and I are obsessed and every time I'm in there, I think of her. And guacamole.

2. People who play air instruments

Air guitar, drums, bass, piano, trumpet... The list goes on forever, but one thing remains the same: it is incredibly entertaining to watch. I would like to get ahold of an air band and maybe see if they'll play my next party.

3. Texts from Last Night

People say that this website is so "out", but I beg to differ. If you're not aware, this website is full of anonymous, hilarious texts sent in by people all around the world. Sometimes they're random, sometimes they're drunk, but they're always pretty funny. If I feel like by day is going crappy, within 4 minutes of being on this site I can find someone whose night was 10 times worse.

4. TLC Reality Shows

Among these are: "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant", "Say Yes to the Dress", "Sarah Palin's Alaska", and my main squeeze "Sister Wives". I know I've mentioned these all before, but they're too good to not mention again. They offend me, make me laugh, make me cry, but most importantly, make me wonder what the eff people in this world are thinking. Like on "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant", for instance. If you are having sex unprotected, get sick in the mornings, gain weight solely around your midsection, and stop getting a visit from the big red monster every month, I don't know how you don't pick up on your pregnancy. Quite mistaking kicks for gas pains, you hillbilly. If any of these shows has a marathon, I have to cancel my plans for the day. It gets bad.

5. Glee

My Tuesdays mean something again.

6. People's Sexiest Man Alive Issue

Not only was this year's Sexiest Man Alive title give to the most deserving of candidates (Ryan Reynolds), but this issue constantly reminds me how ok I would be with being cradle robbed. I have a thing for older guys. Not like Hefner old, but like 40's-50's. Case and point: Richard Gere. I spent about 20 minutes last night telling my boyfriend about the hots I had for this silver-haired fox, Harrison Ford, Dennis Quaid, Robert Downey Jr. and Jon Bon Jovi. I don't know why I'm such a perv.

7. Four Lokos

They're gone now, but were wonderful while they lasted. If you're unaware, Four Lokos are an energy drink and alcohol all rolled in to one heart damaging little bundle. I decided I had to stop drinking them, then the FDA followed. I trend-set. They have been recalled and are not allowed to be sold again due to the fact that they cause heart attacks. RIP Lokos and RIP Loko Thursday.

8. Febreeze

It just smells so effin' good.

9. My Makeup

Without it, I look like a leper and scare children. Trust me, you're thankful for it too.

10. The Obvious

This is the obvious one that everyone says, but it's definitely my most important. My family and friends. I have the most amazing family.

My mother is hands down the most incredible woman I know. She's amazingly loving and just enough of a crazy ass to make things interesting. If I can grow up to be even a single ounce like her, I'll consider myself lucky.

My dad is a total badass and I love him for it. He's a man of few words, but he cracks me up a lot of the time. He's the hardest working man I've ever seen, and I consider myself fortunate to have him around.

My sister is the cutest thing to ever walk this planet. I'm so proud of her and who she is becoming, even though it trips me out that she's going in to middle school. She's my little love button and I miss her so much.

My friends of course. The old ones: Meg, Alex, and Steph. The new ones: Taylor, Leah, and Kalli. And of course, Curtis, the in between. They've helped me through different phases of my life, and regardless of how long we've been friends, they always been supportive of everything I decide to do. That's the most important thing.

Lastly, the family I'm spending my Thanksgiving with. I'm not coming home this year. Instead I'm spending the holiday with my boyfriend and his absolutely amazing family. They have been so welcoming to me and I sincerely couldn't ask for anything more.

Anyway, everyone. Sorry about that cheestastic moment. I hope you all have a great Thanksgiving! Eat plenty of mashed potatoes and get tons of sleep!

Love,

Sydney

Obsession of the Day is going to be my Thanksgiving List's Honorable Mention:

Chelsea Handler's interview special

"He's Just Not That Into You" (book and movie)

My academic advisor

and Lubbock, TX