Study Tips....?

This week I have two tests, two papers, and a critical analysis due. Needless to say, I'm sort of booked. Now I know what you're thinking: "Shouldn't you be working on said assignments, Sydney?". Why yes, yes I should be. But I figured that I'd give you some helpful study tips just in case you're going through the same thing that I am, so don't get sassy with me. I'm just trying to keep this society together.

At first I thought I would split this up into male and female study tips, but since I'm an equal opportunist, I decided to keep males and females equal, even though girls go to college to get more knowledge and boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider (courtesy of my 11 year old sister).

Tip number 1: Paint your nails before you study. This has absolutely no intellectual value at all. It just makes your hands look pretty when you're writing things, and, for me, aesthetics are half the fun. PS- This would have been one of the female tips, but I suppose guys could do it too.

Tip number 2: On the way to your test, you have to listen to "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana. If that intro doesn't get you pumped and you don't feel like FSU-ing (F**king S**t Up (courtesy of "Stepbrothers")) then you are the enemy of all things good and perfect in the world, including puppies and Christmas. No one likes that guy.

You know what's sad? That's all I have as study tips. I'm a wise duck. Paint your nails and listen to Nirvana. Soooo....this is awkward.

Sydney

Obsession of the day: Playing the theme song from "Jeepers Creepers" and freaking the shit out of my roommate.